Here are some funny observations that were made from seeing the news over the last week or so:
The TSA rule is that they can only touch your private areas over clothes. That would be over the clothes that are on the floor after you were strip searched.
A study revealed that exercise could better help obese people realize when they are full. Another way would be to occasionally let their stomachs empty out so that they have something to compare it to.
Obama was very upset about the classified documents that got released on Wikileaks. I had a dog once that I’d get very upset with when he would Wikileak on the carpet.
Wikileaks sound like Barbara Walters reporting that Ricky Martin has incontinence.
Hillary Clinton was getting heat because of the Wikileaks disclosures that she directed U.S. Diplomats to spy on foreign leaders. She was even more upset when she found out that the Wikileaks site exposed the name of the tailor she uses for her pants suits.
Just over a week ago a Buffalo Bills wide receiver dropped a pass that would have been a game winning touchdown. Afterward he got on Twitter and blamed God for the whole thing. God was insulted because he prefers Facebook.
Senator John Ensign got good news in learning the Justice Department would not press charges from any of the fallout from his affair with a female staffer. The Senate Ethics Committee has broader jurisdiction to pass judgment on any behavior that might cast the Senate in a negative light. Cast the Senate in a negative light? How is that even possible? Their approval rating is getting close to zero. Who even knew they had an ethics committee? More like a lack of ethics committee. I’m thinking they’ll give him a commendation because it was a heterosexual affair instead of homosexual one.
A recent study reveals that married men are nicer. That’s because the married men are no longer on the prowl for sex. They gave up on that idea of sex after they got married.
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