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Here are some funny observations made after watching the news and current events over the last week:
Breast milk ice cream is a hot new fad. Where men are concerned the flavor won’t be nearly as interesting as the packaging.
Justin Bieber didn’t plan anything big for his 17th birthday. He just wanted to relax before he started hi s world tour on March 4th. So he didn’t have a big party or anything, only one pony and one clown for this year’s party.
Justin’s party was crashed by paparazzi, at which time Justin gave them the finger. He later apologized to his fans saying, since it was a small party, he was actually just letting everyone know they were only serving finger food.
The pope has exonerated Jews in the death of Christ. Wow! And we thought the justice system in the United States was slow.
In college basketball, at Brigham Young University, one of the star players was kicked off the team for having pre-marital sex. Ironically, as a result, now the whole team is screwed.
Last week the Post Office delivered a piece of mail that was post marked 1944. This was the first screw up by a government agency that Obama hasn’t blamed on Bush.
At Northwestern University there was a big controversy about a live sex demonstration in a classroom. A teacher’s union representing high school teachers came out against this saying, “This is an activity that should only be done one on one between the student and his or her teacher.”
An 83-year-old Wal-Mart greeter was arrested after he stopped working, went to his car and donned a disguise and came back to rob the store. He had a good excuse though he was going to go the bank, that one step of driving there just slipped his mind.
The mom of one of Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses” is worried about her living with Charlie Sheen. The girl has been a porn star for several years and now the mother starts to worry. I guess the mom doesn’t want Charlie to ruin her show business career.
When Obama heard Charlie Sheen’s new mantra “winning,” he didn’t know whether he should put Charlie on the ticket for 2012 or just get Joe Biden to take enough cocaine to make him start saying crazy things like that to get attention. Then after he thought about it for a second he said…”never mind.”
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