This is the time when we take a humorous look at how things could always be much worse than we actually view them. Here are some examples:
It could be worse:
1) You could be one of the featured models in the new Al Qaeda women’s magazine but no one will ever know it because your body and face are fully covered.
2) Or you could be a model for the new Al Qaeda woman’s magazine and the only part of your body you are unhappy with are your slightly puffy ankles and that is the only part that will ever be seen.
3) You could be President Obama and know you are going to be unemployed in 2012 but you know there won’t be any money left for unemployment benefits by then.
4) You could be the arm rest between two fat guys on an airplane.
5) You could be the month of March and all the other months make fun of you because of your madness.
6) You could have been the wife of God, as some Biblical scholar now is saying existed, but it was a conflict because you had your own god complex going on.
7) You could be the unicyclist that is suing New York City and you’ll have to admit in court that your job used to be riding a unicycle as a circus performer.
8) You could be Charlie Sheen and you still want the attention but you realize there is nothing crazier to say than what you already said in the last few weeks.
9) You could be using a hair growth drug, which has been found to cause erectile dysfunction. So now you have hair growing on your head and you can attract the ladies but you no longer care.
10) You could be wanting to enter a “crazy contest” but then you hear about the stuff people like Charlie Sheen and Moammar Gadhafi are doing and saying and you realize you don’t have a chance at winning.
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