Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
1) President Obama’s top economic advisor stepped down last week. He’s being replaced with the rock, paper, scissors method of making decisions.
2) According to a poll by ABC News/Washington Post, 90 % of Americans view the economy negatively. The other 10% work in the Obama Administration.
3) Charlie Sheen is really upset these days. Just as he gave up cocaine the price of coffee sky rockets. He says his cocaine habit was cheaper.
4) It’s getting so bad for Congressman Weiner that he had to change his Facebook status to “It’s complicated.”
5) The late night comedians got together and prayed for something to replace Donald Trump running for President and God answered their prayers with “Weinergate.”
6) Obama is really stretching it and saying he has created new jobs. Just the other day he was heard saying, “I hear Newt Gingrich is hiring.” He forgot to say that even that is a very temporary job.
7) In a recent survey about our educational system 75% of the participants said we are failing our young. The other 25% couldn’t read the question.
8) In the same survey when people were asked what the consequences of the lack of education for our young would be a very high percentage said it would lead to job security….for them. This was because they could show up late, get drunk at lunch and still not worry about being replaced by some young snot-nosed kid.
9) Hugo Chavez, the dictator of Venezuela, underwent surgery in Cuba. Even though he hates America he would have considered coming here for the operation but he felt Obamacare was just too communistic for him.
10) Comedian, Tracy Morgan, is taking some heat for some gay jokes that were considered in bad taste. It was so bad he no longer has a shot at being considered as a guest on “Glee.”
11) The U.S. was rated the funniest country in the world according to a survey. Americans are so quick to laughter there were even some who thought this web site was funny!
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