Here are some very funny quotes about the sports of both golf and tennis:
Funny Golf Quotes
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
~ Will Rogers ~
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
~ Gerald R. Ford ~
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny ~
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
~ Ben Hogan ~
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
~ Rogers Hornsby ~
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin ~
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino ~
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
~ Greg Norman ~
I'll let the racket do the talking.
~ John McEnroe ~
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
~ Jimmy Carter ~
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
~ Hugo Black ~
Monica Seles - I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
~ Peter Ustinov ( because she grunted everytime she hit the ball)~
Michael Chang has all the fire and passion of a public service announcement, so much so that he makes Pete Sampras appear fascinating.
~ Alex Ramsey ~
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