Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
Since Anthony Weiner resigned from Congress he’s looking for new career opportunities so he’s thinking of becoming a priest.
Mel Gibson is dating again so it looks like we have a potential comedy replacement as Weinergate gets old.
A man in Oregon, who quit college in 1932, finally went back and got his degree. I hope he wasn’t just trying to “find himself” before he completed because all he’ll find now is some old guy.
Another case of a person going back to college was a mom who earned her degree 23 years after having a memory loss from a car accident. Apparently, she forgot how worthless college really is these days and she went back for her degree anyway.
Spam, these days, is thought to be when you spew out a lot of unsolicited e-mails. Now Burger King is selling spam burgers, but this is the old kind of spam with meat in a can. It will produce some of the same type of effects as spam e-mail. After you eat one there will definitely be something spewed out, it just won’t be e-mails.
Lady Gaga’s meat dress is going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland Ohio. This goes to show how many preservatives there really are in food these days.
The wedding of Hugh Hefner, 85 years old, to his 25 year old fiancé is off. When asked for a reaction Hef responded, “What wedding?”
President Obama is contending that the U.S. air attacks against Libya do not constitute hostilities. This is very similar, if on a different scale, to former President Clinton contending that oral sex does not constitute sex.
Last Week President Obama met with Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geither, in the Oval Office to see what believable lies they could come up with to tell us about the economy. They came up with numerous lies, none of them believable.
Researchers have found that watching too much TV increases your risk of premature death. It’s even worse if you text your friend about what happened in your favorite episode while you’re driving.
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