Here is another episode of "It Could be Worse" where we take a humorous look at no matter how bad things seem to be you can always see how things could be worse:
It could be worse:
1) You could be Arnold Schwarzenegger and have a house twice as big as the one he had, which would mean you’d have twice as many maids and twice as many illegitimate children.
2) You could be the Philadelphia woman that is suing Dunkin Donuts for putting sugar in her coffee that caused her to go into diabetic shock and not be aware enough to realize that she went into diabetic shock just from walking into Dunkin Donuts.
3) You could be the new comic book super hero character called “Foreskin Man” that is from San Francisco and lobbying to make circumcision illegal for males under the age of 18…actually, I don’t need to say more on this one because if you are a super hero and that is your name and your project in life you really have hit bottom.
4) You could be President Obama and in describing the economy you say that we have “hit a few bumps” and not realize that the definition you are using for a bump is a mountain.
5) You could be Congressman Weiner (again, I could stop right there, but I’ll continue on this one) and be accused of sending pictures of your weiner to college age females and then deny it and follow it up with your admission of guilt. (Nope, just gave all the facts on this one and it was about as low as you’d want to go.) (Man, some people are screwed up but why does it have to be congressmen who are leading the pack of screwed up people.)
6) You could be Congressman Weiner again and your situation is so bad that even Brett Farve is calling for your resignation.
7) You could be President Obama and be bragging about all the jobs that have been created but not telling anyone that most of the new jobs came from McDonalds.
8) You could be James Arness, of Gunsmoke fame, who died last week, and when you went to heaven you found out that Miss Kitty wasn’t waiting for you there with any of the girls from the saloon.
9) You could be Dr. Kevorkian, who died this week, and not have had a Dr. Kevorkian to help you go peacefully.
10) You could be John Edwards who just got indicted for using campaign fund to cover up the facts about his mistress…Okay, the fact is, the real life story on the politicians is as funny as anything anybody can write.
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