Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the past week:
After the debt deal got done in Congress, the Democrats also wanted to strike another deal, while the mood was right, to let them start using the Republican’s bathroom.
In Louisiana, a drunk father was arrested for allegedly letting his 8 year-old son drive his pick-up truck on the Interstate while he slept. He defended his action by saying, “What’s the big deal? When I was his age I’d drive my daddy’s truck while having sex with my cousin.”
After the debt deal last week the only thing dropping faster than the stock market was Obama’s approval rating.
A Dunkin Donuts employee in New Jersey was arrested for prostitution. It was all the result of a misunderstanding. When her manager told her to go out there and sell some donut holes she just never heard the donut part.
Facebook is always changing and expanding so fast that some people just can’t keep up. I’m afraid people are going to get confused and start poking their Farmville animals.
82% of those polled disapprove of Congress, a record low. This means there are probably family, friends, and even the people who are bribing them that don’t approve of them.
President Obama has asked Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner, to stay on board. He figures with the advice he’s gotten from that guy he deserves to go down with the ship.
Geithner still wanted to leave, though, to work in the private sector. Then he realized there were no jobs in the private sector.
The Treasury Secretary has accused Standard & Poors of making a grave error in downgrading the US credit rating. He said their math was off by $2 trillion in estimating the size of the deficit over the next 10 years. Apparently, Standard & Poors doesn’t use the same “bailout math” that the Treasury Department is used to.
After Standard & Poors’ decision to downgrade the US credit rating President Obama said that the US will always be a AAA nation. The Automobile Association was very grateful for the endorsement.
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