It's time for another version of It could Be Worse where we take a humorous look at how things could always be much worse than they seem to be at the moment.
It could be worse:
1) You could be heavily invested in the stock market….or at least used to be heavily invested.
2) Right after you switched to Verizon from AT&T because of bad service Verizon employees went out on strike and your bad service continued…uninterrupted.
3) You could be a lab rat, which not only means you are a rat but they also do experiments on you.
4) You could be a regular ceiling in a house and know that you can never be raised any higher than you are right now, unlike if you were a debt ceiling.
5) You could be Bert and Ernie, who after an online petition to have you wed, decide to just continue being Muppets with benefits.
6) You could be Alex Trebek , who tore an Achilles tendon while chasing a prostitute who robbed his hotel room and now you are the butt of every possible version of a “Jeopardy” joke about it.
7) You could be Michele Bachman, who was quoted as saying we need a president who is a fighter, when what she really wanted to say was that we need a president with a set of balls, but she knew that wouldn’t help her get elected.
8) You could be President Obama and make the statement, “There’s nothing wrong with our country. There’s something wrong with our politics,” and not realize you are the head politician leading all the other crazy politicians.
9) You could be Newt Gingrich who only beat “other” in the Iowa straw poll by less than 1% and then you celebrate your “victory” with a trip to Tiffany’s to buy something for your wife.
10) You could be Obama trying to create new jobs and find out that even the border patrol is no longer hiring because Mexican’s no longer want to come into the country.
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