In matters of the heart guys are actually much saner than women…Well, maybe not but it at least sounded like a good thesis for debate.
When you think about it men will actually dote on women more and do things for them, especially manly things like heavy lifting (when our backs aren’t hurting) and pretending to know how to fix things around the house before we secretly end up calling a professional to really fix it, than women do. Okay, okay, I can hear the women groaning as you read this but you have to admit there is at least a measure of truth to that when we think we’ll be rewarded with sex.
And, truthfully, if we think the sex will be extra special we’ll put on a maid’s outfit (unfortunately, for some the maid’s outfit is all the reward they need) and clean the whole house if we have to. This is where the women have us at an unfair advantage because they know we are stupid enough to go to any extreme if sex is involved.
Proof positive that men are of a very sensitive nature can be had by walking into any sports bar after the home town team has lost a game. There will be a lot of crying going on in that place, my friend, even if it is into their beer, but still!
I, myself, am a very sensitive guy and this is not just where it concerns me directly but about other people too. For example, when I see a pregnant woman it often brings tears to my eyes. It lets me know that a man recently had sex with that woman and that is always a heartwarming experience. So, not only sensitive but unselfish too. Wow!
We give and we give and this is just for the promise of sex. The woman doesn’t always deliver (I dare say in some cases, often doesn’t) but we still keep doing things for her because we have hope.
(Wait, we’re still talking about matters of the heart, right? Whatever, a man’s heart, as well as his brain are both located in the crotch.)
I know the women reading this are probably thinking of all the sacrifices they make for their spouses and their entire families because they love them and all of this goes unappreciated and taken for granted…WELL, DUH! It’s just expected from you women, that’s what taken for granted means.
When we men do something sweet and unselfish we make a big deal out of it so everyone knows it and we can inflate our egos. We make such a big deal out of it that the women don’t want us to do this nice stuff too often so they have to hear about it long afterward. It’s all part of our master plan. You women were just more responsible and that’s why you get taken for granted because it was just expected. We men already scored on sensitive and unselfish, so let’s add brilliant to that too.
Men are also very competitive so it’s a good thing we won (at least according to my calculations) because if we had lost, due to our extremely sensitive nature, we probably would have cried about it, even if it was into our beer.
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