Here are some funny quotes about life from Chris Rock, Oscar Wilde, Woody Allen, Graucho Marx, Fran Lebowitz and Mark Twain:
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
Oscar Wilde
“Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.”
Oscar Wilde
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
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