Here are some Charlie Sheen quotes. Some are truisms, some are funny, some are funny without intending to be so and some are just... well, you know:
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.
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