Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Funny Observations from Current Events – 07/05/11

Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:

The Blagovjevich trial was completed and he was found guilty of trying to sell the Senate seat vacated by President Obama.  He showed no facial expression when the verdict was read but from the look of his hair he must have really been upset….or crazy.

Blagovjevich’s lawyers are threatening to appeal his sentence and are thinking of using an insanity defense, his hair being the evidence.

Hugh Hefner, fresh off splitting with his fiancé, has a new girlfriend.  This isn’t considered a rebound girlfriend since he has no recollection of even having a fiancé anyway.

Bristol Palin claims in her book that her virginity was “stolen.”  But if a person leaves their car door unlocked with the key in the ignition they need to accept some responsibility for the car being stolen.  Here’s another car parallel, If you buy a really stupid car you are likely to get screwed.

Tracy Morgan just recently apologized profusely for cruel jokes he made about gays.  Now he is in trouble again for equally cruel jokes about the mentally disabled.  Next up for Morgan, he’ll be doing comedy gigs on the funeral circuit.

The company that created Farmville, a game played on Facebook, is doing an IPO and hoping to raise as much as $2 billion dollars.  Either there is an awful lot of pretend  farming going on or there is a pretend barn hidden away with pretend slot machines and hookers.

David Letterman flipped his audience the double bird last week showing he may not appreciate his audiences but he is definitely hands on in dealing with them.

Fireworks may not be legal in California but we can at least take comfort in knowing that as a country we can still blow up other countries.

Lindsay Lohan is now off house arrest.  She has a little more free time now so she updated her mug shot on Facebook.

Experts say that the gay marriage bill could bring in $210 into the economy.  That stands to reason with all the decorating that is likely to happen at their weddings.

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