Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:
Researchers in Japan have discovered a species of snail that migrates by letting itself be eaten by a bird and then flown somewhere and defecated out. So their traveling experience is not that much different from when humans fly on many airlines today.
Charlie Sheen has a new series, Anger Management. So this could be a reality program.
Donald Trump has a new grandchild. The good news is so far the kid is mostly bald. The family is hoping the bad hair gene will skip at least two generations.
Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman both said God was calling on them to run for President. Unfortunately, for Newt Gingrich only bill collectors are calling him.
There is a 22 year-old woman who has a nipple on the bottom of her foot. She gives a whole new meaning to the idea of “going out for a stimulating walk.”
Researchers aren’t sure if the nipple is on the bottom of her foot or if her breasts just really sag a lot.
A TSA officer was indicted on thefts of stealing 4 expensive watches, a $1,000 prepaid credit card and the virginity of 3 young women going through security to board a plane.
After yet another Ethics probe (Isn’t part of the problem too much probing?) of a congressman having an unwanted sexual encounter with a teen-aged daughter of a campaign donor, there was a rumor of a congressman who didn’t engage in extra-marital sex of any kind. It turned out to be a hoax.
The findings of a new study show that your personality can trigger weight gain. That is especially true if you feed your personality on a steady diet of McDonald’s food.
The producers of Dancing With the Stars have orders to find more high profile guest so if you are the second cousin of the aunt of a close friend of Brittany Spears your chances of getting on the show have just greatly diminished.
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